"You should've bought Bitcoin in 2007" Sorry I was busy doing this

And by something, haha. Well, lets jsut say. My phosphorescent dinosaurs

dyed my hair yolo

No one: Me: I have flip my phone for two complete rotations and it has to land face up or my whole family will die

Can we go just a wee bit lower before bounce pls we're almost at my bids

Looks like twitter updated the pic used for this trending topic, idk wtf they were doing before lmao

Bruh toddlers are insane, my daughter just told me I need a time out because the snack I made her is "too healthy"

I don't have a daughter I made it all up

My molandak tattoo finally healed up nicely

Oh so so so I guess being silly on the internet isn't allowed anymore??? #FreeNoura

gmoo

Need a pair of size 15 shoes so I can wear my slippers inside my shoes

Hey guys I need a coin that I can throw my last $15 at that will turn into multigenerational wealth by the weekend. Dms are open :)

If you don't check price there is no bad price

You know im something of a big stepper myself

Happy 68th wedding anniversary to my grandparents for those who celebrate

🚨BREAKING🚨 Monad community member was just eaten in Springfield, Ohio

Telling everyone in sg I'm John W Rich Kid

Pleased to announce that my alt won the Best Content Creator award at the KOL awards in Singapore at the official Token2049 side event!