Twitter, where someone sending you an unsolicited dick pic is found not to be a rule violation but you outing them is 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Don't get too close to the bars Clarice 🤓

I deal with criminal scum every day. I'm very good at it.

In other news, Rishi Sunak brought Suella Braverman MP back into office because Rishi Rich, Jeremy Hunt & Cruella conspired to force Liz Truss out.

Hunt's budget reversals, Cruella's resignation, Sunak's foolproof plan 🙄

I was in the supermarket queue today and the couple in front of me were talking about twitter.

One said:
'100% of all tweets where people claim to have overheard stuff in a shop queue are made up'

And now my head is about to explode because it agreed with him at the time 😊

A group of predominantly white millionaire men decided the woman the tory party members elected had to go.

They removed her and replaced her with a millionaire who happens to be Asian denying their own members a vote.

That's not racial acceptance it's how dictatorships work 🤦‍♀️

Obama becoming President was inspirational for people of colour - he was elected

Rishi Sunak was rejected by Tory party members when they were allowed a vote. To ensure he was made PM tory MPs prevented a member vote.

When Rishi Sunak has been elected we can call it progress 🤷‍♀️

Saying brown children will be inspired by Ritchie Rich becoming PM is like saying white kids were inspired when Charles became King 🤦‍♀️

Jacob Rees Smegg said if Johnson was ousted he couldn't serve anybody else.

He then worked for Liz Tassles.

When Johnson announced he'd enter the leadership race a second time, Smegg repeated his support.

If Sunak has any pride sacking him should be first on his to do list 🙄

You can't have a 2nd vote, the people (party members) have spoken.

Unless you're tory and the vote is for who will be PM then sure, no problem, have a do-over.

To make sure the chosen candidate ascends to the throne, remember to settle without letting party members vote 🙄

It's easy to get side-tracked by the apparent incompetence of Kwarteng & Liz Truss

Don't forget Kwasi Kwarteng's old boss (and tory donor) Crispin Odey made tens of millions overnight when the 'mini budget' crashed the £.

The three amigos met up days before the mini budget 😐

Every single MP who publicly declared for Johnson did so because they were promised something that he almost certainly wouldn't have given them even if he had won.

I normally feel sorry for victims of scammers but in this case 😂🤣😂

Imagine the horror of being a member of the armed forces and having your life in the hands of this Tory clown show 🫣

🎶My boyfriend's back he's gunna save my reputation🎶

Ummm, Rt Hon Nadine Dorries , I don't think he is....😬

Well that was worth flying home for 😂🤣😂
news.sky.com/story/boris-jo…

'Johnson asked Mordaunt to pull out'

If only his dad had...........🙄

So they're having a second leadership vote in six weeks?

Since 2016 the Tories have been telling us we can't have a second vote just because we didn't like the outcome of the first one 🤷‍♀️

#BrexitLiars

Good news, - this year's New Years Honours list will include people nominated by Johnson, Truss and whoever the third PM turns out to be.

I'm fully expecting an MBE for services to sarcasm 🙄

Don't be fooled by the photo of student Johnson, he said this just seven years ago whilst still Mayor of London 🙄