As soon as someone says “ok we’re all set I think we have everything” I go into panic mode knowing. 1. We don’t have everything 2. It’s become my problem 3. The timetable is shot to hell 4. Normal day just became chaos start to finish. 5. “Fuck” will be used frequently.

Welp. Had to turn the A/C back on. I even broke out the hoodies. Apparently that ho Mother Nature is following Bidenomics this fall.

So you’re offered a small penis and you take it but don’t know if you should hence the question mark. Maybe it’s not your turn at the glory hole and he happens to be small so you ask the gal next to you. Do you only take the big ones. Lots of questions with this one.

I have a confession to the group. I don’t own a Glock. *mutes

Watching the Netflix series about the Menendez brothers. Holy shit on on a popsicle. Even if half of it is true…. BANANAS!!

My wife just changed out the starter in her 97 Accord by herself. And we’re supposed to be impressed you can turn a wing nut and change out a clean filter? Dude NGMI

I can’t believe how shallow and pathetic democrat sycophants are over this completely astroturfed and fictional political propaganda. 🤣🤣

Can parasites become sentient and self-aware?

Stop using children in your clout chasing fever dream “loss of rights” fantasy. It’s gross and only democrats seem to love this type of child abuse.

Daughter took us out for dinner at HER favorite spot. The Chilaquiles with red sauce and carnitas. If you’re not using the “black” sauce are you even trying?

Never forget

JFC who needs all that smoke?

We have 1000 island, bleu cheese, Italian, ranch and a homemade zesty GFY, it our most popular by far.

Hey Elon Musk c'mon #FreeOrdy

The magazine of manufactured rape hoaxes and manufactured Covid hoaxes has endorsed a manufactured Presidential hoax. Shocking.

Me having to explain to my wife why she is wrong and doesn’t understand the situation.

This is what happens when you join the “Dildo of the month club” but forget to cancel your subscription.

If you’re not getting your life giving elixir from them, are you really even alive. Do it.