Please just go to a hospital

The spice who?

Weekly episode is available across all channels now for you absolute casuals

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Where’s your favourite place to go out for a meal in Glasgow?

It's important to grow as a human being but never to forgive

New episode is out on Early Access. Public tomorrow. Get two episodes every week over at Patreon, start now to fill that WhatsApp shaped hole in your procrastinating

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'He just gets the club, he gets the city. I've never seen someone be able to get everyone pulling in the same direction.'

The best defensive record in the Premier League alongside the revival of Miguel Almirón, here’s how Eddie Howe’s Newcastle United FC are shaping up so far.

#NUFC

What you see here, is a comedian dealing with a situation sensationally

brilliant show from a terrible person

Oh you always queue behind the one who already has their belt off. Just a good rule for life, not just airports

You know when you flush the chain, everything disappears, the water settles, then a massive shite reappears from around the u-bend… is Boris Johnson really in contention for Prime Minister again?

Find me a country, other than Australia, that has worse customer service than the Spanish

I’ve realised I profile people in airports. When I’m choosing a security queue I judge exactly how much of a useless cunt everyone is by looking at them and pick a lane accordingly

Augmentations ft. Troy Hawke

New Episode chatting about that time we pretended to be waiters for the Have A Word restaurant special.

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I’m going to hell for how much enjoyment Newcastle United brought me since the Saudi takeover. It’s like getting the best blowjob of your life from Maxine Carr

Patreon has finally stopped doing that thing where it bills you for signing up then bills you on 1st of the month. Always felt like I was passively benefiting from a racket with that move. Now you can sign up whenever you like and we won’t bump you

And they say it's a sport for posh twats