I’m sorry but divorce announcements will never not be weird to me.

That friggin lamp is killing me😂

I used to ask my Grandma this and she’d say “they have to go to war Kate” And I’d say, but there’s no war on, grandma so what do they have now? And she’d just keep saying well do you want to go to war?! Granted she was born in 1921 and said she never had a heavy period.

I grew up around the corner from Steve Gutenberg, the Police Academy guy.

Never trust the living.

Well thank you sweet baby Jesus #LGM

A mustachio and a soul patch eh Petey?!

Nice easyish Win. #LGM

Hey Great Entertainment Television where the hell is Kojak?!

Damn that pumpkin pie really goes right through ya.

If you hate Elon Musk so much, don’t buy a Tesla and don’t pay for Twitter you fucking clowns😂😂

#LGM

Maybe don’t have kids if you can’t afford childcare or don’t have anyone to help you with them.

This kickoff shit is wack

I’ve never been less excited for a season of football before #giants100

Did you guys really think Saquon was going to suck? I mean come on. You’re embarrassing yourselves.

FUCK YEAH VIENTOS!!! #LGM

Who gives a shit who a warmonger like Dick Cheney is voting for president?! That’s someone’s vote that no one should want.

This Brazilian announcer is really fucking annoying.

My god, shut the fuck up about Saquon. Fucking losers.