the horrors persist but so do the collection agencies

them: you’re a one-upper me: i would say i’m more of a two-upper but okay

getting back into the radio industry bc i’m in my yapper era <3 pls stay tuned for when i’ve reverted back to my dissociative era

when the party starts vs the end of the night

missed posting this yesterday 😩 tiktok saw it now it’s ur turn happy belated daddy’s day y’all

if they didn’t want kids to smoke why would they put cigarettes in such fun packaging

god gives his biggest fear of needles to his strongest body mod loving angels

that’s none of my business bbg <3

2017 WAS NOT 7 years ago frig off

i am literally so obsessed with texting my grandpa

whatever bro i catch these in animal crossing on the daily & just shove em in my pocket 🙄

tap me out frfr

update: i be yappin on the news & the weekend show (listen this weekend to be highly disappointed)

i think it’s very demure of me to only cry at work in the bathroom. very mindful

me n the girlies manifesting Jelly Roll & Post Malone for Big Valley Jamboree next year 🙂‍↕️🙏🏻

bet y’all are wishing it was deryck now 🤭

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starting each artist interview on content row for the CCMA awards with “r u mad at me 👁️👄👁️”

UPDATE: they were all mad at me, just waaaaay too nice to say so

20-30 olives for dinner hate to see me coming