Do ants ever take leisurely strolls? Or is it all about the bottom line for them?

I finally did it, I asked a man on the tube who was watching football out loud on his phone “got any headphones mate?” AND HE IMMEDIATELY APOLOGISED AND MUTED IT - I am the dragon I am the ball I am the z

I grew up in NYC and wrote an episode of the tv show 'Atlanta' (ep. 307) inspired by this, it's called 'Trini 2 De Bone'. It's about a white family that goes to the funeral of their Trini nanny, only to discover their son, Sebastian is not their own, but Trinidadian.

Baby THIS is talent

Kevin Owens checking in on Rhea Ripley to see if she was ok with being interviewed by paparazzi (seemingly at the airport). The man.

Today, I attended a press conference at the apartment complexes where national and local media have falsely reported that gangs have taken over. Instead, we heard from residents who debunked this narrative and called out the slumlord responsible for forcing them to live in

and hello to prat fall

I love this man

It’s really nice seeing women work together and just have a nice time 🖤

In high school one of my friends knew I loved comedy & told me she had a surprise for me. That Friday, she had a huge party with everyone from school & her family and I sat down for an hour of it and watched his first comedy special. Worst, most well-meaning surprise ever.

When my mom texts me that she bought tickets to see a “comedian” that exclusively makes split screen reaction videos on TikTok

Having a butterfly park birthday next year get your honey water ready

a heist movie that takes place during a 17 minute standing ovation at cannes

The onion has been tweeting this for at least a decade. Let that sink in.

New special Butthole Money is out tonight on YouTube 9pm EST/6pm PST youtu.be/wyI0le2-__E

Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman in the documentary film, WILL & HARPER. In select theaters this September and on Netflix September 27.

Blair AND bowling? LFG

🎶 You’ve got a plastic car…

Watched someone vacuum crumbs in a pastry display case with a tiny vacuum and just as I’m thinking “nice” in my head my bf turns to me and says “I bet you loved that shit.” To be seen is to be loved

“I don’t give a rip” ❤️