Returning to a rotation as a PGY-2 that you only did once as an intern:

Tomorrow is my first flight since becoming a doctor- why am I so nervous there will be a medical emergency and I’ll be the only doctor on board 😂😂

Don’t think I’ll ever get over Andrew Barth Feldman’s cover of Maneater

I know body dysmorphia is real because today I tried on jeans for the first time in a LONG time and I picked out jeans that are not 1, not 2, but 3 sizes too big 😂

I got a spray tan today and instantly felt 10000x better about myself so do with that what you will

just put my kids to bed and I won’t get to hold them again until Sunday afternoon and I am UNWELL

when the pharmacist asks me about the vancomycin dose

vacation was much needed but I’m so thankful to be back with my kids!!

Came home to Hadley having a runny nose and now has a barky cough- we literally just got over croup like 1 month ago… of course Hadley and Miller were drinking after each other today so only a matter of time until he gets it too.

my toddler is screaming and throwing a tantrum because we won’t let her ride her bike on top of our dog so it’s a fun night over here

Idk what my dream last night was about but I woke up singing Copacabana 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

guys, my kids are great listeners and super sweet when other people watch them but when I watch them they don’t listen/obey and they scream and throw the biggest tantrums… how do I get these 2 year okd feral children to listen to me

my 2 year old just started randomly calling milk “cow juice” and she’s not wrong so I’m not going to correct her

I feel like we as a society moved on from The Greatest Showman too fast and we need to sit and think about how amazing it is/was for awhile longer

I asked my husband to get me the Cheez-Its and this man brought me a bowl of cheez-it’s… not the box… is he rationing them for me????? Did he just in a round about way call me fat???? BRB starting a fight

Please join me in congratulating Dr. William (Bill) Goggins, who just performed his career 3000th kidney transplant!!! An unparalleled accomplishment for a single surgeon! IU School of Medicine Department of Surgery

my son is obsessed with Real Gone by Sheryl Crow and we can’t play any other song in the car or he freaks out … did not expect this to be a problem before I became a parent

“man, the last time we saw you, you were about to pop! You were huge” charming, really… thank you lol

my dad just called Pepper Jack cheese fancy….

I just pulled a container of baked potatoes out of my purse and ate it as a snack in a mall parking lot… I fear there is something wrong with me