i love when people are like "do you remember when you said _____" honestly no but if its something funny i believe you

“not great but it could have been a lot worse”: the philadelphia eagles story

*ahem* It seems to me his name should be Nick WRONG

philadelphia might be the only city whose teams have won on three continents this year (North America, South America and Europe)

twitter is also a dating app in the sense that im bad at using twitter too

"How did you get on Twitter?" 😂 Jalen Hurts needed some clarity on Brazil's nationwide ban on X (formerly Twitter) before answering an important question on how the Eagles handled the blitz without Jason Kelce in Week 1. | Lundy Law

Skill issue

i love to be so so so normal monday to thursday. perfect even. and then be the worst person known to man on a friday

Can confirm it was a perfect vibe

Oh no the kids are starting to romanticize being in college the years I was actually in college. Am I washed

Sabrina carpenter ate when she said “I can make a shitshow look a whole lot like forever”

Not to defend Brazil, but this could also easily describe a random Panthers game on a Sunday afternoon in the US

"your password is too weak" just wait until you see my impulse control

I’m never more American than when other countries say shit like this. Bitch, I do not care.

Philadelphia Eagle Saquon Barkley

For once, I made it home from my appointment today before the downpour started #blessed

Same but unfortunately most men can’t usually find that button

That last int definitely made me say Jesus Christ