Find yourself someone who looks at you like #MissP looks at the Other Guy.

Why thank you, Fake Mom. I do feel princess-pretty today. #MissP

I have no desire to “smile” Fake Mom, just snap the picture already. #MissP

Mom is excited. She's getting together with her best friend this week. They haven't seen each other since before covid! Her friend is an avid reader so she's taking the "Collection" to lend her.

Fake Mom, my breakfast squishy was late today. My disappointment runs deep. #MissP

Just sitting in my bed, Mom. What are you doing? #Micker

OK, Fake Mom, I'm posing. No. I won't be smiling. #MissP

Who wants to see a picture of me smiling? Yes well, we don't have any. #MissP

Rules? I don't heed your rules. #MissP

🧑‍🦳I'm outside and it feels like someone is watching me...

I am merely sitting on your lap to get warm, Fake Mom. It does not make me your "sweet widdle lap cat".

Tongue out Tursday. #MissP

Yes, Fake Mom, your lap is warm. Here's your trophy 🏆 #MissP

Dear Sky Cat: More tuna, less Fake Mom. #MissP

Alone in the blue chair. The Other Guy has forsaken me. Must hide his keys next time. #MissP

Tilley. #primrosedonkeysanctuary

Ha! Fake Mom posted a donkey on the wrong account again. What a dunce. Can you just imagine what Keith would say? 😹😹

I'm a little unsure how to proceed. #Micker #WorriedCat

Ooh so excited for you Miss Jane!! Here's a donkey hug for luck. Jane Fallon #joyride #breakaleg