BE HERE BE QUEER

Got an email from a rando posing as convicted manuscript scammer Filippo Bernardini, featuring an excerpt from a book that was recently submitted to scouts followed by at least ten🖕. It's like I'm being taunted by a copycat serial killer?

COVID. Again.

DON’T LOOK NOW (1973) nekkid memories w/ Donald Sutherland

An actor in 2024 would follow a hard-core regimen of disordered eating via private chef, steroids, personal trainer and a diuretic before agreeing to take his shirt off on set let alone show BUTT.

My takeaway from Season 3 of Bridgerton is that movies and TV don't feature enough FINGERBLASTING.

Why is a good chunk of the agent dramz I see on this hellsite commercial YA-centric?

Like, it’s so intentionally messy?

Still yakkin’ about YA! Apparently around 75% of YA reader are adults (w/ a good 25% over the age of 28). Why even call it YA if we’re publishing to adults? Fine if your aunt Helen wants to read about teen protagonists, but let’s not pretend these books are for kids 12 to 17.

Watching tonight’s debate is an act of self harm.

OH YEAH

Turning 49 tomorrow and still expecting my life to turn into J Lo’s WAITING FOR TONIGHT video.

The phrase “Thoughts and prayers” is a PROVOCATION.

The August Blahs are hitting early this year.

While I’m cranky: why did my wedge of Parmesan cost $17?

“Cats: The Jellicle Ball” is the most joyous, life-affirming theater I’ve seen. Tens across the board.

✅ IT OUT

Look Ma I’m meme-ing!

Oh hey NBD

Grindr but for recipes