Every time I almost fell asleep last night Teena’s cat would jump onto my butt and start making biscuits on my buttcheeks

I’m getting my nails done today besties

We don’t talk about the color saffron enough

Gonna take a bunch of buzzfeed quizzes brb

I got: cardigan + The Man + I Did Something Bad + I Wish You Would + All Too Well buzzfeed.com/gracengraham12…

me waking up at 4am still hammered and ready to roll

It’s important not to get caught up in the costumes and candy and remember the true meaning of Halloween: killing teenagers

Alright fellas, who’s gonna volunteer?

I think my costume turned out ok… 😎

It’s 4am..is it too early to text Teena her good morning message?

just a lil slice of dessert 🍓

with the taste of your lips I’m on a ride

🎃👻America Is Musty👻🎃 that and Sweet Caroline will have white folk in full demon mode

Who up with their tits out and staring at themselves in the mirror?

Two guys asked me to dance tonight and it was like being at the prom i never went to