Starting to feel we might not get anything off of Ajax

Who cares, this time next week we'll be celebrating scudding the Germans on home turf and we'll all be blotto. We're off to GERMANY folks! Wir sind auf dem Weg! (Used Google translate)

They love an early morning church bell in Cologne

Happy days 😂

I've made some stupid decisions over the years but not booking accommodation last night and roughing it till an 11am flight is right up there with my worst

If any Scotland fans were at this last night and happened to find a blue iPhone (screen saver is me and Kris Boyd🤣) please can you message me 🥺 Frazi.er Gary Beck Hoping Twitter helps with a miracle of sorts 😔

Sorry Steve, but I think your times up

Cyndi Lauper like your steaming aunty on the karaoke #Glastonbury2024

England ruin everything

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!🤯 Plaisier finds a 10 dart leg to beat Crabtree after hitting the big fish in the previous leg!🔥🔥🔥

Ironically what everyone says when they're listening to Willie Miller in BBC Sportsound

Petition to get this yank commentator from SolidSport a full time gig on BBC and Sky

Absolutely no point in challenging for a ball in the box these days if you're getting a penalty for that Watson tackle.

The worst thing about this potential #Oasis reunion is all the insufferable bores telling us all how shite it'll be. Let folk go and enjoy themselves, life is miserable enough it's not your money and time being spent

Dog got attacked while out a walk the night. Wee girl walking a bulldog, yanked the lead out her hand and went straight for mine. Scary stuff, managed to hold it off enough but still got a hold of her paw and drew blood. Hardest cockapoo in Killie got a couple digs in back tho

Be funny if Oasis came out and played Dig Out Your Soul and then fucked off

Just phoned Murrayfield ticket office and got straight through. 6 standing for the Saturday oi oi

Rangers fans should be happy they've not been let in to see this.

Having a laugh Wordle 1,191 2/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩