Dear #google, #wtf? Music store. Nice. Free tunes, even better. Sign in, I get it. Add payment method. To get a FREE track? Knowhat, fuck u.

Dear #google, is there a way to switch off your idiotic typo fixer? I want SIGHUP, not 'signup' (conveniently, on every page nowadays). #GAH

Dear #google, is there a switch off that stupid "tailored for you" #shit? Don't take me for a moron, 'cause I am not, and I know my #search.

"k.: – Девушка, вы танцуете? – Танцую! – Тогда сходите потанцуйте, вы меня заебали!" :)))))

#netapp, you vile bitches. The only thing that sucks more than your API & its doc is registration on your site to download "community" docs.

#tmobile, your customer service almost makes me wish you'd gotten snatched by at&t. it's that bad lately. #fail

#ticketfly - my having used ur system 2 buy tix 2 ur clients events in the past DOES NOT mean I want emails from them. #stopspam, k10xbye.

I know a great TCP joke. Get it? Umm, let me repeat, I know a great TCP joke...

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#tmobile, you fucking douchewaffles. Block my tethering and try to extort extra for what I already had? Fuck your greedy arse. Switchy soon.

Dear #UPS, have I already mentioned that you're a bunch of #useless twats? Every time I'm supposed to get a delivery, it's a #fuckup. #FAIL.

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