Final verdict? 75 today. Turned one over par, but a messy back nine precluded a low post today. Ole Klaus needs to work on his mid-iron game and putting. Thanks for following along!

Forced vaccinations are dangerous, irrespective of exigency. Censored speech is dangerous, no matter the justification. A border-less country is not a country, no matter your personal empathy. Act accordingly. Kris Kringle endorses #Trump2024Vance

Rise and grind people. Have the best possible Monday...

Sometimes the hat chooses the man, no cap. Tuesday it up!

Here's to a "slow news day" (or no "news" at all.)

Ever notice how they don't make movies about "rare genius" or really even "excellence" any more. Just superhero worship and tepid comedy? Weird, right?

Work mood. Remember people, no rollouts on Fridays, even if it's "working locally."

Mrs. Klaus: "Come look at this meme! It says 'I'm so glad I got married. How else would I know that somebody gently tapped their breaks 1,000 yards in front of me?' See?!?!?!? Other husbands are sh*tty drivers too!"

Fresh batch of stocking stuffers delivered and bookmarked for the "Vote Blue No Matter Who" crowd.

Taking a breather between practice sessions. The golf swing is getting very "dialed in." Have three fun tournaments coming up in September and October and hoping to fire score low enough that some low T rube protests Kringle's handicap.

A Tuesday masquerading as a Monday is terrifying. Here's hoping the teeny tiny update your computer needs first thing this morning doesn't brick your entire workday.

Goodnight to everybody, even the people it's not night for.

On your morning commute, remember those are real people in those other cars - who have hopes and dreams and families - who also need to pull their empty gosh darned heads out of their rear-ends and frickin' MOVE.

Continuing to work to get the game dialed in, so of course my feed is 50% golf tips. POISON! Tinkering is for the off seasons. "Trying something new" near game-time is like deleting chapters 4, 9 and 12 the day before a book submission. "Gotta dance with who brung ya!"

Happy Monday! Time to fire those weekly summary emails into the void, then plod dutifully through meetings to summarize the summaries, then summarize the next steps in a follow up email.

Watching the TSA agents use the new automated identity verification systems this week was "Idiocracy" in real time. When they need supervisor override to match the jolly bearded picture with the jolly bearded face because of a ball cap, you know we've lost the plot.

New Naughty List swag this year?

To be honest, I never really cared much whether Stella ever got her groove back.

The concept of a "half life" - the interval of time required for one-half of the atomic nuclei of a radioactive sample to decay - was only discovered in 1907 and elaborated in the early 50s. YET, we're confident that xenon (124) has a half-life of 19 quintillion years. #hubris

Tomorrow is my anniversary of undisclosed but SIGNIFICANT number of years. Need suggestions. Whadya got?