Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

this book needs to make $2,500 in preorders over the next week in order to make its way into the world. WILL IT HAPPEN? i am truly not sure. but i'd appreciate your help if you could spread the word.

crowdfundr.com/fmp-marinaomi

Long term Twitter use has only 2 possible outcomes:
1) you become a overbearing politics obsessed scold
2) your brain becomes so diseased that you can only laugh at stuff like “it’s ya boy tarantula dick”

Holy fuck this thread

dumb guys love to say that most people who died of Cóvid had serious health problems anyway and those deaths were just counted to push a narrative, but also that Lockdowns were directly responsible for the death of their cousin the heroin addict who died of doing too much heroin

Imaging the kind of guy who would purchase and wear these unironically and smiling serenely

Deep hell thread

ok

Remembering completely out of nowhere that in the early aughts AXE deodorant decided it was a brilliant idea to make a mascot character that was an anthropomorphic armpit

This week I got a disturbing e-mail from someone I've worked with who seemed normal enough but I guess recently decided to reveal they're a secret fascist, and there needs to be a scream-laugh-cry emoji.

Please vote in this election. Please.

If anybody still needs a Halloween display name: EAT SKULLRICH

contemplating an arm coming at you from nowhere

this is frankly embarrassing for everybody involved

'beavis and butthead watch a mukbang' is a great concept

Freddie Freaker can low key get it fr on god