Offices are dealing with a man who has been stealing from cars in a multi story carpark Which is just wrong on so many levels

It would be a great bit of trolling right now if Blur were to announce a series of free concerts.

GMC removed ‘DOCTOR’ from ‘Good Medical Practice’ It now says ‘Medical Professional’ blurring lines & confusing the public GMC, Government MPs & NHS leaders are replacing Doctors with less qualified staff, without public consent or agreement UK needs GOOD DOCTORS now not so much

Just been told to bury myself with a military bulldozer

Nadhim Zahawi Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

New term, new shoes!

Good bye, Twitter And thanks for dinner, Elon

Always a sign that autumn is here when you see the brie being harvested..

How the hell does a patient in a hospital end up in a catering oven? Yet it is not even considered a “suspicious death”?

On #SuicidePreventionday I'd like to remember Caroline Flack &; members of the scumbag media who pushed her to the edge. #DontBuyTheSun

At least take me to dinner first

New billboard in Clacton. We’ve booked this one for six months and will update it every time the new Register of Members' Interests is published.

Hey Tim Onion I thought The Onion was supposed to be satirical? This is just misogynistic & deeply offensive

Whilst the media are obsessing about Victoria Starmer's dresses can we just take a moment to remember Boris & Carrie Johnson's £840 a roll wallpaper & Mrs Sunak's (Akshata Murty) connection with Koru Kids & Infosys....just saying.

This platform has become unusable. It's quite clear Sissy Space X purchased it for the sole purpose of turning it into a GOP mouthpiece, which is why we're bombarded w r wing bs. Given that I've heard nothing re my appeal to restore my main acc I'll be using Threads.

Would you like pomme frites with that?

The #PhysicianAssociates Royal College of General Practitioners paper has been leaked. As a Council member I can't really discuss the paper publicly, as despite the leak it is still officially confidential. But I believe that PAs have no role in General Practice, & I plan to say as much at #RCGPCouncil tomorrow.