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Can’t Get Right podcast w/ Kurt Metzger is now on YouTube. Skit Writer for Kyle Dunnigan Show Live, and Jimmy Dore Show. Those are also on YouTube.

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Subscribe to gasdigitalnetwork.com for the full episode of “Can’t Get Right” with Andy Espresso, Dick Masterson, and Kurt Metzger! Use code KURT at signup to get a 7 day free trial!

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I don’t know who came up with “person of size” as a term for fat, but it’s either a mean prank or they didn’t think it thru. U seriously want to be known as a “fat POS”?!!

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Set times tonight! All 3 Main Room shows & Women Crush are SOLD OUT! There are 14 tickets left for Undiscovered Genius 1 Year Anniversary Show, get yours at hollywoodimprov.com

Set times tonight! All 3 Main Room shows & Women Crush are SOLD OUT! There are 14 tickets left for Undiscovered Genius 1 Year Anniversary Show, get yours at hollywoodimprov.com #hollywoodimprov #comedy #saturdaynight
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Just saw doc about Woodstock ‘99 disaster! Funny, I’d have thought the rioting was caused by three days of price gouging bottled water in 100 degree heat til people were forced to drink their own shit! But nope, turns out it was toxic masculinity!

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Hey how come in the new Amazon Lord of Rings prequel, the elves and dwarves are racially diverse, but then in the Peter Jackson movies that take place much later, they’re all white? Did Middle Earth experience some kind of fantasy race holocaust btwn those two stories?

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All new Kyle Dunnigan show at 7ish pacific time 10pm eastern! Sly comes clean to the Stalonians about his recent divorce!

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Hey u think after Jon Stewart got done putting a medal around the neck of that Nazi guy at Disney World, he took him aside afterwards and educated him about white privilege? Bc that way some good came of this.

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I like how this Azov guy respectfully covered up his Nazi tattoo to receive a medal from John Stewart at Disney Land. Kinda like when Disney covers up black actors on their movie posters for the Chinese market. Think globally, act locally!

I like how this Azov guy respectfully covered up his Nazi tattoo to receive a medal from John Stewart at Disney Land. Kinda like when Disney covers up black actors on their movie posters for the Chinese market. Think globally, act locally!
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