Project Pat is Juicy J's older brother... mind blown. Lynda J.

"Fuck a PO... Fucka piss test." Lynda J. #juicyj

Christian Dior Denim Flow 🎧

Watching 'I Killed My BFF' and eating a Jack's pizza. Wish you were here! 😔 Saräh

Merry iPhonemas 🎅🎄📱

I am in LoVeEe...with my new phone! 👻

90 IS A HELL HOLE 🔥

When you get slap happy at work and can't complete a single task >>

When is Ke$ha going to come out with a new album? 🎵🎉

"FedEx office print and ship center?" "does that mean I can print there?" Кelseẙ derp.

What the hell is going on on Armitage?

Having a conversation with myself since Cameron Balch won't respond

Pharrel scares me.

Is it just me... or does anyone else STILL suck at typing on the iPhone?

The nice lady taking my order at Portillo's just made my day 😇

Getting #brucejennered tonight

Don't drunk txt your mom

Bruno is a serious douche #RealWorldSkeletons