Ranching 101: You need Stallions to deal with Longhorns.

Alabama had elite offensive lines for years. Then ranked last in the SEC in sacks allowed last season. Kentucky hired that offensive line coach (again) after he left without telling anyone two years ago. Wild.

Wow. Yikes. Woof.

Welp.

Kentucky having more sacks allowed (4) than passes completed (3) entering the fourth quarter of one its most winnable SEC games (in theory) seems quite ominous for the remainder of this season. Gulp, etc.

Annnnnd a pick-six to open the fourth. More ominous. This is flirting with worst loss of the Stoops era at this point.

I think Stoops should try the backward hat, sunglasses, dancing around thing.

Tennessee might be awesome.

Deion gonna go from banning to begging for media coverage in record time.

Nebraska getting good again would be awesome for college football.

This is just the coolest.

Alabama’s Ryan Williams is 17 years old and already cooking people. Star is born.

Oregon-Boise State is delivering. On a day of mostly uncompetitive games.

Ashton Jeanty, wow. Boise State has a legit Heisman contender.

DELIVERING. This is a treat.

Doesn’t matter. Teammate immediately recovered.

Congrats, Dana! An incredible career and a great teammate. I can confirm life on the other side is weird but awesome.

Tua, after another concussion, is in very real discussion about retirement territory. Or should be.

Some things are bigger than football. Sending our love to Tua 🩵🧡

You can’t spell “fun fact” without “found out that my friendly hall monitor was casually serial killing.”