I have had a lot of big moments on the Alex Trebek Stage but on Friday’s Jeopardy Masters I got to say “what’s a dyke” and that means EVERYTHING to me

terrified of nick jonas’ “shiksa goddess”, excited for adrienne warren’s “i can do better than that”

SO BASICALLY PUBLIC LIBRARIES ARE JUST 0.4% OF THE NEW YORK CITY BUDGET, BUT THE MAYOR IS TRYING TO CUT THE LIBRARY'S BUDGET WAY BACK. I’M TALKING $58.3 MILLION! LIBRARIES ARE ALREADY CLOSED ON SUNDAYS BECAUSE OF PREVIOUS CUTS AND MOST BRANCHES WILL BE OPEN FOR JUST FIVE DAYS A

WERE ALMOST THERE! IF YOURE IN LINE STAY IN LINE!

hannah einbinder bawling her eyes out on las culturistas she’s the most pisces to ever pisces

top gun maverick forgot that manny was in top gun maverick

category is: actors from the good place that went on to play a role in a review-bombed show where they’re unbelievably hot

🥲 We love you too, New York. Thanks for fighting for your public libraries. The FY25 budget adopted today by @nyccouncil includes full restoration of funding for NYC public libraries. We couldn’t have done it without all of you!

went to a jewish deli for lunch and didn’t get what I ordered, but I think I got what deserved

i was like who’s the random ass man behind my comedy heroes…. it’s fuckin seth meyers

lets gooo hacks

waiting out the geography and sports categories at trivia night before locking in for arts and entertainment

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to listen to las culturistas

when this marching band arrangement of 360 is the remix she ends up dropping then what

hayley loves chappell… ms williams dueting “california”…. imagine

Take all of their success, combine it, triple it, and give it to Las Culturistas.

you’ll just have to taste me when he’s kissing you