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๐Ÿ˜ท Elle

@lafemmefollette

thank u, next but my grown kids. simple midwestern girl. Like another song, I'm a free bitch, baby + when I am bad I am horrid. me/you ๐Ÿ’Œ

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calendar_today16-08-2008 20:31:13

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OMIGOSH LIKE MY HOMESCHOOL IDEAL but Garรงon was too good to pitch in & take on, as if the rest of us were the lower classes lolol but who has the last laugh now? ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ (It's the rest of us hahahaha)

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Blibber-blab idk sure but the 2pm to 3pm noisette to which I surrender myself three or four times a week here is ๐Ÿ’ฏwhat I can't keep eating like omg. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ทโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜•๏ธ

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Every time I return from one of these Mommy & Me summers away it's date season again but I've never before been able to spy on the crop along the way ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท cc: El seรฑor de las plantas

Every time I return from one of these Mommy & Me summers away it's date season again but I've never before been able to spy on the crop along the way ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท cc: @wonder_m_r
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I walk here twice every day & today it hit me: there's no reason for an electric car to plug in at the 'fuel door.' It's always abt semiotics.

I walk here twice every day & today it hit me: there's no reason for an electric car to plug in at the 'fuel door.' It's always abt semiotics. #programming #omglol
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Tonight I rolled out the old long-trip saw, 'I can't keep eating like this' but I was talking abt celery remoulade, flageolets, & a rice cake made of buckwheat, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ not even any duck fat anywhere. ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

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I'm at the transit main office again bc the 7-day pass I bought Monday didn't work Sunday.

It resolves each week but not until a French civil servant rebuffs me to count on their fingers: lundi, mardi, etc to prove dimanche est le septiรจme jour! ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸšฎLearn to count, France! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

I'm at the transit main office again bc the 7-day pass I bought Monday didn't work Sunday. It resolves each week but not until a French civil servant rebuffs me to count on their fingers: lundi, mardi, etc to prove dimanche est le septiรจme jour! ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸšฎLearn to count, France! ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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I couldn't tell if I've lost a little weight on this trip or just look thinner bc I'm tanned but this morning on the beach, putting on my dress, taking off my wet knickers: thigh gap is back. ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

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Reminds me of the juvenile protection officer I met back in the day who told me every time he comes across a busted adult he knows they alienated ev๐Ÿ‘er๐Ÿ‘y๐Ÿ‘one๐Ÿ‘they know.

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'Omigosh everyone looks like they're having so much fun!'

They do ... that's what getting sunburned looks like. Here's the bus! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

'Omigosh everyone looks like they're having so much fun!' They do ... that's what getting sunburned looks like. Here's the bus! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท #mamasaid
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Hahahaha nosy-rosy abt star business jelly bc she prob stopped over with 98 plates for the family during his mysterious ailment phase lolol ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค

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So if you want to feel flex bc of yr summer living on the Riviera, just remember, keep it real, we didn't sail in on our yacht, we had to fly.

'Yeah & we had to fly commercial.' ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

So if you want to feel flex bc of yr summer living on the Riviera, just remember, keep it real, we didn't sail in on our yacht, we had to fly. 'Yeah & we had to fly commercial.' ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ป #daughtertweets #funniestgirl #StJeanCapFerrat ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท
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I left my mask at the apartment tonight so idk maybe it's always like this but everyone in this supermkt smells like an ashtray. ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท

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