Me scrolling past articles about the stock market crashing and war ravaging to get to Wordle in the NYT app

Retiring the way it was meant to be.

As No. 9 officially retires, a look back at a play that will forever live in football lore 🦅

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

There could have been a seinfeld episode about the politics of claiming a room in a packed vacation house

let me eat something before I start drinking

Spaghetti > Angel Hair

Forgive me father

I really might have to delete this app. Quote tweet unrelated

Stuck on an amtrak train that has not moved for 1 hr

beautiful day. i should be indoors generating profit

You're not demure, you're from Philadelphia.

Accidentally bought tickets to the 15th anniversary celebration of the phillies losing the world series to the yankees

I told my B2B SAAS company to take away some of my PTO so i have more time to drive revenue via digital personalization

ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right

I will be honest, i have no idea what a lithium ion battery is or if i own any

doing whatever the opposite of “rawdogging a flight” is (paying for wifi, watching a movie, xbox controller connected to my laptop, sipping on an iced coffee i bought in the airport, pulling a new snack out of my backpack every half hour like it’s some kind of piñata)

“I think about shrek everyday”