“Oh cool it finally stopped raining!”

*dies of hayfever*

thousands of israelis gathered across israel
calling for netanyahu to accept ceasefire deal

Good morning, I’ve just been added to a couple of shows this week. Hosting tonight at Farnham Maltings and tomorrow at The Comedy Store, UK if you fancy either of those. I’ll also be at Komedia Brighton on Friday 🥰

Dive into the hilarious world of science with Laura Lexx & Ron in the latest episode of our comedy science podcast! Discover why rural life isn't for everyone, the anticipation for our 100th episode, and the unexpected science of selective breeding.

It’s true! We’re coming to Aberdeen! Come and see us live…

(Also please note that the subtitles on this video make us seem totally unhinged… The things we actually said were relevant and funny and stuff… Sound on is what we’re saying.)

We've got an absolutely amazing line-up you won't want to miss this #weekend at our Komedia #Comedy Club 30th Birthday Specials on Fri 10 & Sat 11 May! 😄

Friday's show features MC Maisie Adam, Spencer Jones, Zoe Lyons and Laura Lexx

On Saturday we've got MC Rich Wilson, Anna…

It does make the near constant attacks on The Green Party by the Labour party start to make sense...

We're the growing movement that will defend environmental, social, racial and economic justice.

Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk

Lanzarote and I’m not sorry x

Hey British comedy circuit! If a man publicly threatens to kill a woman and your first reaction is to wonder what she did to deserve it, then that’s an interesting response isn’t it?

I think my hotel must follow me on here because a kettle has appeared in my room 😂

A waiter just told me I look like miley Cyrus and reader I have married him

This might be the most British thing I have ever done. Oh Europe I wish you loved kettles like we do. And yes, I brought the tea bags from home

We're really getting to grips with why we're not one of those high fallutin mainstream successes

I love my weird little podcast and you just might too

Me: *hastily googles all the words on the form to see what I’m voting for and then chooses the name I like the most*

Also me: yeah democracy is fiiiiiine

My new show...I found a stack of diaries and letters from 1997-2004, when I was a new comic. Looking back now I know I have adhd, and how different comedy scene/culture was then, is wild. So that's my show.Tix shappi.co.uk
If you retweets I will buy you an ice cream.

If anyone's around any of these this week, come say 👋
#machfest #machynlleth #Leicester #warrington #knaresborough #comedy