All of the best people were born in May 💁🏽‍♀️

I’m 24🥳💕

Everyone out here is posting their weight loss photos and I’m over here gaining a pound per minute -___-

Everyone click on Richie Nuzz & listen to his incredible song #badhabits and get some super soft and comfy merch!!!🎶

I hate everyone because they’re not you 😤💔

Unfollowing every girl that posts “love of my life” on 3 or more different men that they date.

I ordered 7 packages from different stores and paid for expedited shipping so that they come in time for art basel and wellll I leave in an hour and not one of them came in🤷🏽‍♀️ someone has it out for me...

Also someone needs to take my credit card away from me.

Why does everyone in LA think that they’re an actor

Just letting you all know that Drizzy quoted Marshall Mathers in his new song and I’ve never heard anything more beautiful in my life

The government is putting New York on lockdown which means I’m currently packing for the next flight to LA

I wish I could get Corona just so that I could stop worrying about getting Corona

Holy shit I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is having a fat ass and a great personality

How can I lose 10 pounds in a week without moving

I can’t imagine working a 9-5 job and not ending up in Europe 😩 I want my job back. #flightattendant #furloughed

Having no taste & no smell is the trippiest feeling I have ever experienced. Someone please tell me how long it took to get their senses back? 😩

Y’all mf’s out here worried about the wrong check.

Dear Westerners unfamiliar with Arabic, I am a native Arab speaker and memorized the Quran at an early age. The word "Sabaya" unequivocally means "women captives at war for sex". Any Hamas sympathizer telling you otherwise is vehemently lying to you. You're welcome.