please tell my children there was a time when I may or may not have been notable

I wouldn't take your brief survey if it were the last brief survey on earth.

instead, he relied on warped grievance-brainworm ideas about a blue check per se being cool ...and in the process made Twitter verification a sort of anti-status symbol

I’d usually recommend dating someone who’s not on twitter but she doesn’t seem appropriately concerned that I won’t be maybe or maybe not notable tomorrow

every trans man is better at sex than me

Get a load of this fucking asshole.

No human is illegal.

Repeal the 2nd amendment. Those stupid old fucks got a lot wrong but goddamn they really fucked that one up.

Drag shows are fabulous. A little loud if we’re honest. But fabulous. Heidi and I love them. Well, I do. Honestly has anyone seen Heidi? She kind of ran out a few years ago. Been trying to keep it quiet.