Poor shot. Make assassins great again. #Trump

Blowin’ my flat down with #forgotten80s on a Sunday night. Evening all.

We are sorry for the break in your programmes. We will return to Des O’Connor’s interview with Lynne Perrie as soon as possible. #forgotten80s

"Please allow me to introduce myself, I am the owner of #forgotten80s. And may I welcome your war... your war... you wall... you warmly"

(Looks like) retro heaven #forgotten80s

Me: I have made a delicious dessert by folding puréed stewed fruit into whipped cream. All About Eve: What kind of fool? #forgotten80s

DOUGHTY SHOUTY #forgotten80s

Thank you for this feature, Matt, but I think it’s time for something new. I can’t afford to keep buying this many ear plugs. #forgotten80s

You can't top Luka for SOTN #forgotten80s

My name is Lee I live on the first floor If you hear something late at night Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight It’s probably some cacophony from the Song For Whoever feature #forgotten80s

Find someone who loves you as much as Bucks Fizz loved releasing singles in the 80s. That’s 358,492 at the last count. #forgotten80s

Coupla final sleeves from me. Have great weeks, all! #forgotten80s

So I watched episode 1 of #NightSleeper. I won’t be watching episode 2. Abysmal.

These “hakers” really could do with some tips from my business, Realwords. Maybe tell me what the situation is before explaining how I can get out of it. I guess “Hello pervert” gives me a clue 😂

A suspended sentence for #HuwEdwards is unacceptable to me. With great power comes great responsibility. He’s vile and the whole thing makes me feel sick.