Fuck Puget Sound!

Don’t even think about it Canada

Old timer at the bowling alley came over unprompted to give us some tips, quietly went back to his lane and bowled a 214 from four feet behind the foul line. Once in a lifetime

A horrible man. Good riddance

I can’t believe Kendrick Lamar gets to perform at the Super Bowl instead of Keith Frank & The Soileau Zydeco Band

This is the worst thing that ever happened to Nirvana

It’s crazy what five years of looking at your phone can do for a man

Been putting away 20 or 30 of these every night. Captain of my own ship

If I was Italy would you still fuck with me?

(Trying to impress some other little brothers) Yeah I’ll be 25 soon but I still get hand-me-downs 🤷‍♂️

Anybody know a good tech CEO? Been working on a little something

Here is the official trailer for BLOWBACK Season 5 from me and noah kulwin. Animation by Ben Clarkson 🐸💩. Music by myself and Boeckner Drops this Friday, September 20. Sign up now at blowback.show

Señor Covfefe survives again. Who said MAGAdemia Nuts were easy to crack? 💙💙💙💙

pendejo-time.myshopify.com/products/pende… The rest of the tour sweaters are up. 25 left. Link above. Took them down to 40 bucks, trying to get rid of inventory. We also have 30 Killer Guy Life Shirts left, knocked down to 20 bones. link below pendejo-time.myshopify.com/products/a-kil…

Was just laughed out of my own duel for pacing in a “yellow-bellied” fashion. And to this disrespect, I now have no recourse.

I kinda wanna try it.