Cock-on.

But the solution?

We in the U.K. are at the end of the trail. The rest of continental Europe looks at us and raises a cynical eyebrow.

We think we've found the perfect excuse to carry a hip flask. Purely for medicinal purposes, of course. Oh and that Bauhaus design too:

This has been an absolutely vintage autumn clock change this year. Just first class stuff.

This magic doesn't happen by accident, and in these perilous times when people question the worth of blue ticks, we should remember the value this platform, and its brahmin caste, give.

The biannual Hitchens/Snowdon scratfest. Which is obviously won by Christopher every time.

In my recent experience the price of a pint in a Fullers pub in Pompey would make most Londoners wince in horror.

“What type of fish are those?”
“DON’T TELL HIM PIKE!”

Well, I think it might be Hallowe'en. outtraveler.com/destinations/2…

Mags never gives it less than 100% on 31/10

The media companies picked up on 12ft.io disablers pretty quickly.

Post of the day…

Sir James Dyson’s libel claim against Channel 4 dismissed by judge breakingnews.ie/world/sir-jame… via breakingnews.ie

“Hi I’m Piers and this is Toby.. we’re medical students, yah?”

Ideal replacement for Steve Wright, then.

Today might be the right day

Too right.