I feel bad for the guy who came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. He was all out of gum. I didn't have any either, I don't usually carry it

You think YOUR eclipse is great, well I've got the whole Earth between me and the eclipse so I get a double eclipse

JK Rowling is truly our generation's HP Lovecraft, except that Lovecraft's writing had original ideas.

All four of them at the same time. They have to wear a huge sweatshirt with four neck holes, and to speak they each get to say one word at a time, taking turns. And they have to sleep in one big bed, with synchronised snoring.

If you celebrate Easter, you're now trans. Sorry. It's the rules and sorry it makes you so grumpy!

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

Great, we have to see Jack Sparrow's parents die in that alley AGAIN

busy busy fremen

So Stuff won't let you do a quiz without an account, and now nzherald pulls this lazy bullshit? What is even the point of office morning tea anymore

Yeah we know it's an election year

Yes

YES

Haven't seen Dune Part 2: Dune Harder yet, but I think I'm all Duned out. Time to say goodbye to our boy Paulie and his amazing worms. Call me when they do Book of the New Sun

Cities face rising murder rates

Nobody wants this

If you *keep* having elections that are apparently the tipping point between fascism and democracy that's probably the fascism presenting you with a false choice.

Listening to Fellowship of the Ring audiobook. Turns out it was BOROMIR who annoyed Gandalf at the Moria gate, and BOROMIR who disturbed the water. Peter Jackson owes my boy Peregrin Took an apology. #JusticeForPippen

See ya later, illiterate litigator!

Used to be that if you had a bit blockbuster movie, you'd get a Saturday morning cartoon of the same story that'd go for two seasons at least. Let's do that for Dune. I want an animated Paul, Chani, and their goofy pet worm spoiling a new Harkonnen plan each week