GOP: We want a government built on Biblical values. Dems: Woot! We're feeding the poor! GOP: Wait. Dems: Healing the sick up in this motherfucker! GOP: No, not like that. Dems: [Grabs the mic] ALL LOANS FORGIVEN AFTER SEVEN YEARS. GOP: oh no...
Okay, here's my pitch: they meet in New Zealand prison and they do hate each other. But eventually they realize they're twin brothers separated at birth, and they hatch a plan to get their parents to fall in love
This is why you don’t give bigots what they want. Bud Light appeased them, so they think they can continue being whinny bigoted children. They keep pushing no matter what. You don’t give them an inch. You create a world without them. newsweek.com/lego-faces-boy…
The whole 'queer people are groomers,' thing is a lie. It's made up. It's called 'scapegoating.' It's what Nazi Germany did with Jews. If you believe that shit you are being brainwashed by fascists. End.
We need to do something addiction to guns, using guns as a solution to pain, fetishizing guns, acting like guns are some freaking religious object that saves. Guns are not going to save your soul, help you, heal you. They have their place and it’s not EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME.
I want a John Wick prequel where it's his ancestor who's a pirate or a revolutionary war soldier or something. basically I just want to see John Wick reload muskets and flintlocks