oh my GOD

The way music on instagram posts startles me every time it is a miracle I get through the day 😭

Seeing some weird defence of brick throwing on here today for some reason. If it’s suddenly not so bad, I never want anyone to refer to chucking a milkshake as violence ever again thanks

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im fine

Going to a festival tomorrow

Canceled my sub to The Cut. It was fun while it lasted lol

Facebook's people you may know section is always such a trip. It's like a guy I dated one time years ago who has his wife in his profile pic now, some distant relative, and Trisha Paytas

Where are the girlies buying their cool T-shirts from?

Hygienist: your teeth are rotten you dirty gargoyle. you scumbag. Dentist: dandy 👌

Hire Moises he is excellent!!! Nobody else would have been so thorough going through every maskless influencer covid party with me

Thank you for citing my stories about Pearl in your herculean doc, Spankie SWOOP Valentine ! youtube.com/watch?v=GmRqTP…

The £10 pint is not that far off I fear. I'm calling 2026 🥲

It's an era of reckoning, and fans are tired businessinsider.com/fans-tired-for…

Where was the dad’s passport then

Source call! Looking for crisis managers to speak on a story about influencers and how to repair damage to their reputation. DMs open / email [email protected] #journorequest #journorequests