This is a projection of a Trump 2024 win. Do you like this? Do you agree with us? Good, because I just made this up. You see, nobody knows anything about who will win at this point. Why? Because nobody will dare talk about absentee and mail-in ballots. That’s the key.

What do I see? Abe Vigoda in dreadlocks.

Yet, my dear. Yet.

Please, I don’t want to seem impertinent. I really don’t. But I just don’t understand why everybody is clapping hypnotically dreamily over Bobby the K and Tucker and Vic Ramaswamy. If it’s much-needed hero worship, fine. But I simply don’t get it.

His name? Iron Eyes Cody. Ironize for dictation purposes. Meet native Louisianan and Sicilian, Espera Oscar de Corti. He later sported a rug almost as hideous as that of Frank Luntz. For those of my generation he was iconic. Not Frank Luntz. But this feller.

Admit it. This is funny.

I love the breviloquence of this post.

What do we need? An amateur ichthyologist or marine biologist to perhaps venture guess as to what sea urchin like structure my latest wig configuration best resembles. It is clearly not human or of terrestrial origin. Any guesses from the peanut gallery?

“My name is Chuck Schumer and I wear my glasses down at the edge of my nose to perhaps convey that groovy kind of Ben Franklin-cum-pince-nez groove. No, I cannot explain how hordes of illegal aliens benefit us. But that’s why I am on the take.”

When was the last year John Stossel smiled?

Welcome back, Tater. It’s about time that you were again recognized for your open-minded and insatiable curiosity and indefatigable quest to address all points of view and info comers. You are an inspiration to the attraction-challenged and clandestinely-talented.

You know you’ve had pay dirt when Junk Yogurt finally seems to get it.

OK, I’ll ask it. What will the authorities under the Biden administration DOJ do about this?

Any questions?

Ruh Roh!

What’s so telling about the story is how amateurish and obvious and brazen and simply stupid these clowns are. Is this what they call corruption? Is this their version of modern graft? My, how times have changed. thecity.nyc/2024/09/05/fbi…

The brain trust.

INCARCERATION? Soldiers Posted in NYC ahead of TRUMP Sentencing. Donald Trump will never set foot in a jail or prison. Ever. Behold the corruption of lawfare. Natali Morris and Redacted and I plumb the issue depths. youtu.be/g9BgMdx7N50

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