now that it’s getting warmer i can finally start dressin

To the tune of Best of You by the Foo Fighters - I TOOK MY ANTI DEPRESSANTS TODAYYYYY!

My sleep paralysis demon is a 6 pound chihuahua

Hehehe 😈😈

Cinephiles want me dead for saying it but this was the performance of the century

recently discovered that you can simply make yourself a shirley temple. no one can stop you. you can have grenadine in your own home

take a look up into the night sky tonight if you can nature is beautiful ✨💫❤️

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it's transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

Sunday mornings 🥰

# work fit

I’m cuming! ( cutting a tomato with a freshly sharpened knife )

What if I stomped you like a bug?

ㅤ

halloween is basically here

need my world weinified so bad