'I'm worried about a World Cup without alcohol. I hope I don't discover that I actually hate football.' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: telegraph.co.uk/premium/matt/?…

Thank you so much everyone for all your support. These incidents are sadly still common for many assistance dog owners Guide Dogs are meeting MPs in Parliament to speak about this issue. I’d be grateful if you could invite your MP to attend here👇🏻 act.guidedogs.org.uk/page/116707/ac…

Guide Dogs needs your help, please invite your MP to meet with them in December and help #OpenDoors for guide dog owners. act.guidedogs.org.uk/page/116707/ac…

Another one off my shopping list their disregard is off the scale

Absolutely love Clive Myrie on #Mastermind

A member of the public objected to the SNP voting down my amendments to stop sex offenders exploiting self-ID. However the entire gallery is now being cleared. Women who were silent say they’re being threatened with arrest if they don’t get out. Utterly disgraceful.

'Can you tell from the scan whether Nicola Sturgeon would call it a girl or a boy?' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: telegraph.co.uk/premium/matt/?…

He won't let women or girls in the same room as him when he's praying🙏 Yet he expects the women & girls of Scotland to welcome men into toilets & changing rooms without complaint.🚺 If Humza has the right to pray in peace then women & girls must have the right to pee in peace.🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

1 hour 50mins and counting - final ep of #Succession

Kicked off the Fringe with the wonderfully hilarious Gyles Brandreth yesterday - absolutely brilliant and the standard by which all else will be judged! Edinburgh Festival Fringe

Used the wrong tag earlier. so, again: As with the cancellation of the Father Ted musical by @hattrickprod, there no explanation as to what views The Leith Arches find offensive. That women deserve single sex spaces and fairness in their sports? That children shouldn't be

Don't worry, guys, I don't think anyone saw the first one.

Graham Linehan Wings Over Scotland I prefer this one.... 🤣

Hi London North Eastern Railway any update on lack of wifi on 13.00 Kings X - Edinburgh service please?

"The Chip Bar: All Nicola Sturgeon's WhatsApp messages, deep fried" My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Call for a ban on non-stunned meat, to avoid unnecessary suffering to millions of farm animals. Support RSPCA (England & Wales)'s #EndNonStun campaign and sign the open letter today: bit.ly/3DhlGy4

'New London rail lines: Delays due to problems with virtue signalling' My latest cartoon for tomorrow's The Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com

Is there EVER anything uplifting on BBC Radio 4 - so sick of disasters, traumas, “life-changing events” Who decides all this? Please, just give us a break! #radio #broadcasts #R4scheduling

Hey @sonos now you’ve “updated” my app with no option or warning where have all my playlists gone? 😡

Looking forward to listening to Martha Clokie on #InOurTime this morning #BBCR4