it is time to find out how many vultures it takes to pick an emir clean

todays categories are sexual violence, substance abuse, war&conflict, eating disorders, & mesozoic plants

if i was a horse I would love to eat an apple just as I do now as a man

make #dinosaurs not war

send #missiles not bombs

if you follow me you're new to me
:)

A 54-million-year-old gecko trapped in amber.

(melodia de te aviso te anuncio)
por ti me quede como homer rasta

mood rn 2

i think i speak for all civilians when i say its ok for soldiers to shoot at us indiscriminately

Really sad and pathetic guy: is it just me or does it smell like wrongbro in here lol

this calendar is a real page turner

u are a disgrace 2 the Lizard City Lizards organization

oh shi-

Poem for my dad, who passed nearly ten whole years ago.

but the question still remains... Who Farted? (spongebob fog horn sound effect, tremolo strings playing D♭ and A and C crescendo)

some times a six pack of beer is too much. thats why i buy 5-packs. and other times its not enough. thats why i buy 7-packs