#FirstTweet #mybestfriend #Berners

‘Don’t get McDonalds, don’t get McDonald’s, you’re better than that. Don’t do it...sausage and egg McMuffin please’ 🤤 Don’t judge.

Two rules for anyone going to the gym: 1. Wear a god damn shirt, not a piece of strategically ripped fabric 2. Deodorant! (That applies outside the gym too) 🤦‍♂️ (and I guess so does part 1.) #ComeOnMan

No mirrors in a public bathroom?! How am I supposed to know how good I look right now? 🤦‍♂️

Give me peace of mind that can’t be beat.

Finally! Countless hikes and drives that came up empty in search of this amazing creature make finding this Great Gray Owl all the sweeter. I both love and hate your elusive nature. #owl #nature #owlmakesmehappy

Never put much thought into a bucket list, but if I had, this would’ve been on it. Dogs and sleds...how could it not be?! Lots of fun. Top it off with a little ear rub for my fur buddy for his hard work...that face! #Alberta