Don’t worry about the entity he just gonna watch

Eloy Casagrande is untouchable. I cannot believe that drum cam video... Idk what to even say he’s the best of all time

If you’re wondering if building a gazebo is easy, it’s actually the worst thing I’ve ever had to build in my life

Mixing a HEADLINE DWP festival set in July. My final infinity stone.

Some think my passion is mixing. It’s not. It’s texting and driving.

When he said he got 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs- did he mean each one hugged him 1000 times or he only got 10% of the bugs to hug him

my body is a machine that turns meshuggah into listened-to meshuggah

Man if there’s one thing I “got from my dad” it’s my ability to vaporize customer service agents over the phone

My car is paid off that’s good

Some lady with massive fake bazookers hit my parked car in the grocery store parking lot it was badass

I would tell backstage security he had a gun

As of today I’ve been touring for 10 years, wow

I called the gambling hotline and they told me to “lock in and withdraw another $150” ????

Here’s an AI country song I made about grav bongs

I’m telling you right now their FOH Johaan is the best live metal engineer on the face of the earth

😭😂

I love my team

Stage hands crushed my finger in a case and took off 85% of my finger nail 30 mins into the first day of my tour

Someone tipped me $10 last night. Thats the move