If Donald J. Trump were my patient, in unstable condition + contagious illness, & he suddenly left the hospital to go for a car ride that endangers himself & others: I'd call security to restrain him then perform a psychiatric evaluation to examine his decision-making capacity.

That face when he won't. stop. tweeting.

My motto for thys part of thys yeare: "Until then we will have to muddle thrugh somehowe..."

Just remembered when taking a knee was the most offensive, inexcusable form of protest in history

Good job media... NOW DO MATT GAETZ

many whales have never been to a scholastic book fair

Retweet if you’re so fucking sick of seeing, hearing or merely hearing about the useless chunk of bearded ham that is Ted Cruz.

Since I answered so many of the questions I'm getting today on Putin and Ukraine, and more, in my book Winter Is Coming, I'm pinning it. I hoped it would be history by now, but thanks to Putin and free world apathy, it's still current events. publicaffairsbooks.com/titles/garry-k…

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Remember this? Hahaha. Ha. . . .

Congrats adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

can't wait to impress everyone at school with my new lunchbox

How to speak like a Georgia Legislator: Init not true that this is a good bill supported by our friends in the hall? tinyurl.com/556y4b4x #gapol #gapol