I swear to god I been congested for like a whole month. And everytime I think I’m getting better it comes back in full force.

Your kids really be your karma. Lmfao I remember being hard head as a kid but bruh my daughter and her cousins really trying us 😂👊🏽 they going get us into fights fr 🤦🏻‍♀️

Dropped someone off at the absolute top of tantalus and wtf yo lmao why tf you you wanna live up there and drive up that bs everyday takes 30 min up and 30 min down lmfao 🤣 idc how nice the view fuck that never going up there again lol and it’s creepy af/sketch at night.

My older kids are so grown that I forgot how toddlers are basically terrorists lmfao 😩😅

I been using my old glasses that’s like half the strength I need for like 2 months 😅 finally ordered me some new ones with the correct rx 💀

You know you getting old when bottle service is a must for bday nights out, not for the alcohol… but so we can sit lmfao.

lol at onos seafood and they asking why is all the fish raw 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I love when I forget I have money in my Venmo and I have to Venmo someone and I don’t have to add money from my account 😂 feels like I never spent anything… girl math 💀🤣

All the cute furniture on Amazon either is out of stock or doesn’t ship to Hawaii 😂 I’m sick of their ads fr 🙄

I still can’t believe a chronic totaled my car when it was parked at the meter 😭 they took my baby today. I wish I slapped that faka at least once before they got arrested. I had 1 payment left 🤣 fawk awp

Being allergic to dust and grass gotta be top of the list worst things to be allergic to 😭 especially when you got kids and are a sports mom. wtf I didn’t have these as a kid lol fml