They're really making the most of other celebrities having CBEs/MBEs/OBEs. We're not sure if our Jordan North even has GCSEs #ImACeleb #GetBehindJordan

Poorly Homer. Had an awful weekend, after spending the day with the vet we've finally got him home. Hope he's feeling better soon

Feel like Thurman Merman today got serious cravings for sandwiches 😋

Rang my GP for an apt. None left today call back Monday. No triage procedure. I know my symptoms can wait but an elderly or vulnerable person may not. 3 days is significant if red flag symptoms are involved. How do we change this?

My name is Martyn today it would seem....long frustrating, uninteresting story 😁

This was so much easier at school 😂 #WheelbarrowRace #MessingAboit #BigKids

Watching 'The mountain between us' the plane is crashing and I'm shouting at the screen 'grab the dog, grab the dog!' No wonder @MartynBrunskill watches stuff without me 😂😂

Last day working @SalfordRoyalNHS today. It's been a fantastic 6 years and I'm going to miss the people most of all.

An oldie now but one of my favourites as a kid. Just settling down with a brew ready for my final week working at Salford

Great walk today despite the weather. Finally completed the #SandstoneTrail

Just managed to step out of the way of some projectile vomit 👍 ...things are starting to resemble normality it seems 😂😂

I'm on annual leave this week, perfect timing for my strawberry crop. Today's harvest just shy of 950g. I will keep you posted about tomorrow's

Having a SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19) Antibody test this morning at work. It will be interesting to see what the results are when they come in!

I know there are people with more things to worry about but I've just had my countdown alarm go off telling me I'm going to Portugal after work today. Not anymore 😭

I would love a treadmill right now. Missing the gym I'm sad to say

Approaching the end of a family size bag of marshmallows I realise that the only member of the family that's eaten any is me 😁

Many of us will be outside this Bank Holiday Monday (with 🤞 for 🌞).

But the stark fact is that Merseyside has a higher #coronavirus death rate than the rest of the North West.

So please avoid busy places such as parks and beauty spots, where it's harder to #socialdistance .

Back to my normal shift pattern this week but feel exhausted now it's Friday. When I worked it out, it's because I've worked 57.5 hours over the last 7 days. Not including time spent on my commute to Manchester. Well deserved weekend I think!!

Note to self that I am forbidden to start any new crochet projects until all my current projects are finished. Even if I've just ordered new wool for me next one 🙄

Keeping myself busy during lockdown. Tried a mock #mensa type test. Not bad for a first attempt without any prep 😎 haha no common sense though I'm afraid 🤣