They never even met these Niggas!

Mama had just finished her moody, sad girl era, slapped on this red wig, and became the princess of pop. You really had to be there.

All those things you want in life is on the other side of work. You have to work.

Gahtdamn, he was born during the Great Depression

Folks might jump me but it’s processed cheese lol. Velveeta and jalapeño pepper juice (from jarred peppers) are gonna give you that flavor you want.

most women dnt post their man not bc hes short. lol. its so she doesnt get came to as a woman.

like lets be serious. most men are short or a non respectable height.

i swear queen beds usta feel much bigger!!!! now they do feel full-ish!

Abbott Season 4 needs to pick up. i cant do another season 3 which ima chalk up to it being rushed

ive nvr been in a california king but i would like to

processed cheese is absolutely the best cheese for nachos and im not sorry about tht. it taste GOOD

real cheese sometimes melts weird for nachos but tht processed cheese gon do it for you

my family is begging me to go on the family trip (which i not so secretly love) but my sisters gf is coming and i do not like meeting new people on vacation!

iman shump is doing anything he can be come a household name and it would be cute if he wasnt evil

no one would care about your romantic life choices if you werent lying about your intentions. but i do understand people lie bc they are scary and think they cant achieve w/o it

i see my family once a yr. i dont think its too much to ask for our family trip to have only the people im related to on it lol.

tht lemonquisha meme is so funny

all the bangers are banned!