.@MCSQA is anyone keeping an eye on the management of @losailcircuit? Things are getting dangerous in there. Could you kindly intervene before someone gets hurt?

.ACF Fiorentina Vincenzo Montella vi serviva talmente tanto un magazziniere che siete andati fino in Brasile a prendere Pedro? #chilhavisto #BresciaFiorentina

Imagine thinking Trump was a champion of the working class 😂

Azzurra Barbuto. “Ho recuperato fiducia negli esseri umani”, lo sfogo della giornalista”. Hai salvato la nutria, 6 mesi, perché l'hai trovata al lato della strada con un centinaio e più di macchine che sfrecciavano, con il freddo. E non era africana.

Thank you Bank of America for cancelling my credit card without notice, locking me out of my account, stealing $800+ in cash rewards and leaving me with an outstanding balance of $60.75. It's hilarious and you're the chillest. 11/10 would recommend.

According to Bill, wearing Pokémon costumes helps understand them. I guess these guys were archeologists all along.

"How can you see a star in the middle of the day?" OMFG MISTY PLS

Finally an answer to the age old question... There are regular animals in Kanto.

Pokémon binge interrupted by Verizon Fios outage. Glad to see my money is well spent.

Jessie, James, and Meowth know they're characters of a TV show o.o this is getting meta af

Suspicious Scones instagram.com/p/BLE6Yc3hu_R/

Sacrilegious Salame #getbaked #tbt instagram.com/p/BLPJ2c3hOTF/

Cantankerous Crostata #getbaked instagram.com/p/BLYmkjvBX83/

I don't hate you. #BeRomanticIn4Words

"Trumped-up Trickle Down" became "Trickle down economics on steroids"... She learns! #debatenight

Turbulent Tenerina #getbaked instagram.com/p/BL9AH6IhNlP/

.Kellyanne Conway "we have the most generous immigration laws in the world". Either ignorant or plainly lying. Sad. youtu.be/iANZJvSq4WI

Hey Donald J. Trump, how's that ultimatum working out for you? #ArtOfTheDeal

Can't wait for Ed Sheeran HQ to run out of basic operators and announce his new albums "log", "∫", and "!".