they've been overtaken for the first time in like 2 years oh no

having tits is nice you’ve just got a pair of stress balls attached to you at all times

genuinely thought my time had come in the shower before i was shaving and i just felt a massive scrape on my ankle bone and it took a minute to kick in and all of a sudden i'm in a horror movie and i've lost 90% of my blood, i'm fine now tho but fuck me it STUNG

me when am played suck it and see in manchester

16 artists to get to know me!

arctic monkeys
the last shadow puppets
jeff buckley
slipknot
the smiths
deftones
the cure
pink floyd
the beatles
david bowie
foo fighters
lana del rey
oasis
gerry cinnamon
nirvana
queens of the stone age

coming back to show this because i'm bored of not being on here

Hoy se cumplen 18 años de la publicación del álbum 'Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not'. Fue el álbum debut de Arctic Monkeys.

happy birthday to my cutie patootie ily 🫀

still alive btw lmao but i'm just taking a break for a bit but i'll be back soon with my 10000 tweets a day

I'M PLAYING TWO OPEN MIC NIGHTS IN MARCH OH MY GOD THIS IS MY DREAM

hmm

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