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At mass this morning the homily was about the Saint of the day, Saint Peter Claver. It made me think of Father Norman Fischer and the church he built in Lexington before he suddenly passed away. I miss him and pray for him daily. Had communion with him in mind today.

49-49 can literally be anything from D+1 to R+1 (48.51 to 49.49)

don’t try to talk to me about cats in Ohio unless we’re talking about✨𝒽𝑒𝓇 ✨

why is the debate at night time. let’s get this thing started at 4pm. i don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

I am begging for just 0.5mg of whatever Kamala is on.

Frank maybe train your fingers to not type dumb shit, it feeds into a male stereotype of tweeting dumb shit

abdul dealt with things of that sort

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think HARRIS: not true. TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

these are my exact politics

don't speak to me unless its about Stella

if you reply all to an email the correct salutation is “chat”

I Will Bite You 😃 I too was shit. I promise from now on to make the posts funny again like in the classic days, and put an end to this web sites pain .

(chanting, pounding on table) moo.. deng.. moo.. deng..

Whoa, it's the 29th anniversary of Who Shot Mr. Burns (Part II)! Here's a rarely seen, horribly scribbled 1st draft page with a slightly longer version of "Speedway Squad" featuring a teenaged Leonard Nimoy. It's next to the page from the record draft as it did air.

Stochastic counterterrorism (doing jokes online until people calm down)