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Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! Can you spot this week's winner? The clue is that they are standing beside last week's winner. Answers on a postcard to MadraView HQ please. Congratulations to this week's winner!

Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! This winner... well, look at them. They've made an absolute mess of their life, caught up in the bushes at the edge of some godforsaken field. Congratulations to this week's winner - we hope the accolade provides some solace.

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Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! Yes, okay, sorry, we've missed a few weeks. You know what? Here's a few, just pick your own for the past couple of weeks to make up for it. Congratulations to your chosen winner!

Friday. 9.30am. ᶜᵒʷ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵉᵉᵏᵎ ᶠᵒʳᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵒʷ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳ, ˡᵉᵃⁿ ᶦⁿ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵘˢᵗ. ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ⁿᵒᵗ ʷᶦˢʰ ᵗᵒ ʷᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵉᵉᵏ'ˢ ˢˡᵉᵉᵖᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦⁿⁿᵉʳ. ᶜᵒⁿᵍʳᵃᵗᵘˡᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢⁿᵒᵒᶻᶦⁿᵍ ᵈᵉˡᶦᵍʰᵗ.

Friday! 9.30am. Cow of the Week. The summer is barely over yet this cow fears the coming winter. They had a vision in which they saw endless fields of white, felt cutting gales and a cold that bit to the bone. None of the other cows believe them. Congratulations to this winner!

Friday! 9.30am! Cow of the Week! This cow has never felt fear. Isn't that weird? Kinda unsettling. Unnerving. Why can't they? Is it biological? Is it because of their past? Who knows haha let's not ask just forget it. Congratulations to this cow.

Friday! 9.30pm! Cow of the Week (Evening Edition). This cow is heading out on the town this evening. Their arse is censored because it is freshly bedazzled. Congratulations to this week's winner and enjoy the celebrations this evening.