Bongo does not like chimps because he thinks they’re bullies. He thinks Bonobos have no self control but he has immense respect for the strong but gentle gorillas. He adores his fellow orangutans.

yes

i will not apologize to tom cruise

can’t we all just get along

Shrek 2

meet the tik-tok teens who think mark robinson is “kinda sus”

is this good? cuz it seems good

it’s Chewie, not Chewy

fellas, it’s time to let the hippie chick go, the 90s are over

america is primed for a resurgence of yacht rock, only yacht rock can save us

it’s turtlenecks

they’ve id’d the hippie chick, it’s olivia nuzzi

i learned a lot about music at cheapo records

The Bear

earth wind fire but surprisingly not water

if you have to ask . . .

thinking about the victims of Oceanic flight 815 today on the 20th anniversary of its crash

you don’t see a lot of dudes walking into coffee shops wearing long flowing purple capes but here we are

things started to fall apart when chubby tv weathermen were replaced by buff tv weathermen