When you decide to check in on the cats while you’re in Malta. Best pre holiday purchase EVER. MY HEART 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Malta dresses day three! I feel cute

Living my best Malta life!

Day 5 Malta dinner dress. Love this place so much!!

I’m on a boat motherfucker The Lonely Island #imonaboat

Dinner “dress” day 6 We’re on an a sunset cruise to the Blue Lagoon so this is actually appropriate 😂

Eat ma 32 point M’BAKU. BEST CARD IN GAME

Having a relaxing day making the most of the rooftop infinity pool before we come home to our fluffy boys tomorrow. Malta has been amazing and I would absolutely come back again! It’s so gorgeous here!!!

Final night dinner dress. I miss Malta already! Been such a lovely holiday!

Getting so close to an entirely inked bounce deck! Need more boosters!!!!

It’s October 3rd

I need a weeweeeeeeeeee Cat law is strict. I shall hold on as long as I can!

Sometimes I’m so happy that I have the “how hard can it be?” Gene. May I introduce you to my first ever gluten filled loaf of bread!

WFH lunch of royalty!! Homemade toasted bread and marmite, with scrambled eggs cooked with tarragon, paprika, worcorsesesester sauce salt and pepper. All the noms!!

92% win rate when Bast is in my deck ain’t bad at all. Still the queen of bounce!! marvelsnap.com/s16/recapshare…

This gorgeous snow leopard has no idea how Grumpy he’s about to become. Just got back to the vet. He needs to lose 1.5-2kg. Vet said his brother Wesley could loose a few grams too but it felt like he just didn’t want Giles to be fat shamed alone 🤣😂

Perfect train journey reading!! Did I mention that one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world recently published a book?! Go buy it! It’s incredible and costs less than a takeout coffee (in London 😜) amzn.eu/d/evsIovO

Remembering that time my ex cleared out our joint account when we broke up. Truly hope that 72p helped him out 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

So Stagecoach SouthWest is there a reason that the 9:03 R bus from Carlyon Gardens just decided to wave at my bf, who’d been at the stop for 10 minutes, as he drove past without stopping? Is it maybe because he was already 5 mins late? Public transport is meant to serve the public

Help a guy out!