Got a new phone and forgot my login details, so here we are. RIP

Everything?

The gaffa in the pub was just telling me how good we're doing in the paralypics. I didn't have the heart to tell him it's not brag that you think it is, mate.

#NewProfilePic

Heard this today for the first time. WOW 👌🏻

She's got a good point, though, tbf.

ELLA 🍯 Absolutely no need to thank me, I have suffered and suffer with thoughts of such things. You are clearly a beautiful person inside and out. Never change girl

As much of a cvnt keys is. I'm not convinced by Redknapps nice guy personer.

MGMT.

Harvey Price.

Take my money.

My I P T V has just froze mid kojak. I'm fuming.

Get fucked

The best full back in the world who can't defend.