I'm out here having an existential crisis and my Uber driver just wants to talk about Kalahari water park... Sir, now is NOT the time.

Your Favorite Aunt @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/Clhkhc3tEvj/…

Someone tell me why I was watching the Peacock documentary about Casey Anthony and they featured a tweet from my middle school bully.

Just posted a photo @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/CmUfhr4J3uB/…

Just posted a photo @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/CmUgXUrPz84/…

While doing some family research I came across this crest for my grandma's family in Italy. Naturally I had it made into signet rings for my whole family. Buon Natale a tutti! @ Youngstown, Ohio instagram.com/p/CmmUXLCJuDQ/…

I always say I don't know my neighbors very well, but the guys who run the open air drug market on my way to the train said I looked beautiful today just like I always do. And if that's not community then I don't know what is.

God I love when people find out I was right.

When I first moved to New York I had a very romantic idea of laying in bed on a Sunday morning with coffee and a hardcopy of the The New York Times... Then I moved into a fifth floor walkup and realized the app was just fine.

This is my brand @ New York, New York instagram.com/p/CnvJherpRcv/…

Is it weird to have a sex dream about Cheers era Ted Danson? Asking for a friend...

I just want to make wedding soup. Why is the universe conspiring against me?

I am 30 years old. Do not text me, "Hey you..." at 1am and expect a response.

If you want to know how Youngstown dating works, the guy I dated 10 years ago who cheated on me with a girl at a Cleveland Guardians game is now dating my competition choir section leader from freshman year of high school. They all date each other at some point.

An open letter to my downstairs neighbors: If I can Shazam the song you're playing through the floor... Your speakers might be too loud.

When you think about it, Les Miserables was the original Love Actually.

Full length denim skirts making a comeback feels incredibly triggering

Remember when we used to write on each other's Facebook walls instead of calling or texting each other? What a weird time to exist...

Sir, it is 5am. Please do not try to chat me up on the NJ Transit. I'm truly just trying to make it to the airport.

Literally crying on NJ transit as I head home for my friend's memorial service and a man winks at me and gives me a "How you doin, baby?" SIR. Now is very clearly not the time.